How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
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Sleepyhead | Passion Pit vs. I Want You Back | Jackson 5
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Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
Macklemoredude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??
wow
whoops my hand slipped
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im like horny for 30 hours a day
**correction. 69 hours a day**
thats just stupid theres not even 69 hours in a day
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i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system
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playing soccer
ball is up in the air
think I’m gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
miss ball
kick goalie in the face
try to ask “Are you okay?” and “I’m fucking sorry” at the same time
instead end up yelling “ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY”
goalie is choking back tears
printers are awful
it’s 2013 so
- why do they still make so much noise
- why are they so pushy and impatient
- why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
- why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing
That fourth point tho
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