Multitude of Magnificent Musings
lesleylloyd:

quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME
laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP
euthanizeallwhitepeople:

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -> “y’all”"you + would" -> "you’d"and" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

Fuck this language
Oh and just for the record, I got an offer to return to OU for fall 2014, because they want me. Because I'm a student they want. Because I'm damn good at what I do. I had really serious health concerns this summer, far beyond what you know. So I rejected the offer to come back this fall because I didn't want jeopardize my safety and health. So fuck off. Stop saying you're better than everyone else. Stop saying you're better than me. You have no idea what I went through this fall. No idea.

I don’t know if my previous message sent or not, but I still have a message here, so if it didn’t…

I wrote what I wrote to get it out of my head. That was not for anyone else but me. That was not for you to read, not for anyone you know to read, and not for anyone that knows you to read. I wrote what I wrote to get it out of my head, so that the vile things I was thinking wouldn’t sit their and poison my thoughts. You don’t have to understand that, but it’s how I cope with things. I write them, and then they are gone. I wrote those things, because I didn’t want to think them anymore, I didn’t want that kind of shit in my head. They are not true things. What I wrote about you is not how I actually view you as a person. So know that.

Also, know that I’m not sorry for what I wrote. Because I wrote it solely for me, I wrote it completely unfiltered and undiluted. I had no idea you would ever read it, and I thought when I changed my url, that you wouldn’t be able to see it anymore, so it was never meant to hurt you in anyway.

Finally, if you want to end any sort of relationship (in the most platonic sense of the word) we could have had, because you knowingly breached my privacy, and went against my explicit instructions not to read what I write there, then that’s on you. You know me well enough to know that I am an extremely caring person, that the reason I don’t know what you went through was because you never told me, not that I didn’t try to ask and understand, and that I actually have no confidence in myself despite my accomplishments. 

Love and hate are so closely linked that I guess we moved on to the later now.

I'm sorry for what happened with her. You don't deserve that.

Well, thank you. That’s very kind of you. You should text me, we can catch up again.

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via missdoolittle3)

I shouldn't have sent that on anon apparently. Grace sincerely hopes you end up happy. I'm not angry with you anymore. etc, etc.

Yeah, that one wasn’t the best on my part. I just assumed :P that’s good though, I really do understand that I was an ass to you, and I’m sorry for it. Friends?

mentalalchemy:

suixune:

sereneextremist:

A baby LED costume

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

terrifying

towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

(via the-awkward-platypus)

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

xekstrin:

thedovahcat:

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

ferrets are ridiculous


if i ever get sad, this is what will fix it
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